Rocker hair…part deux!

I know you have all been getting jittery wondering when I would revisit awesome rocker hair-do’s. So here’s part duex (pardon the pun)…I hope you’re sitting down.

Magical Mullet

Just about the only thing more wonderful in this video   than Alex Ebert’s white suit is his mullet–beard combo. It’s not often someone can pull of a mullet that insights hipsters everywhere to grow one of their own. I’m sure there’s an aspiring 15 year-old musician out in Small Town, U.S. trying desperately the get the beard part going of his own mullet–beard combo. But do take your mother’s advice for now, Lil Bobby, you won’t get a girlfriend anytime soon that way. You have to be established before you can start experimenting with your hair. Take the next hair explanation for example…

Stuck-my-finger-in-a-socket-and-added-gel Hair

Jack White. Enough said.

Salty Sea Dog Hair

I like to imagine Jack Penate appearing on stage saying something like, “Oh buggah, it seems I’ve crashed me boat onto the rocky shores of Britain! Fortunately, I have emerged unscathed with this wonderfully sea-tossled updo and a kind fellow sailor lent me his shirt and gold chain to boot! What say ye, ladies?” Commence with the swooning.